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This website is an anti-fascist hub built to undermine the oligarchy. It also gives you a sneak peek into my little mind. I intend to keep an incomplete log of the trains I've seen and ridden on, compile a list of pencils I've tried with some notes on how I like em, and keep you up to date on the best baseball team around. Secretly, I am brainwashing you with propaganda designed to torpedo fascist regimes across the globe.
POLL
Current Poll Results
Pencil: ||||
   Niels, Radnonymous, LR, ollie
Pen: |||| |
   discos, anna, Sammy, shire_monkey, vin¢, skullcrusher69
About me

> Likes: friends, runs, pencils, bad music, bike rides, nighttime
> Currently: am emo
 

> email me pleasee: niels@nielsputer.rocks

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Survey (from tumblr lol)
Give me a number in the chat and I'll answer the question
1: Are you texting anybody right now?2: How much money did you spend yesterday?
3. Do you ever look at someone cute, and automatically make a move?
4. What was the very first social media site you signed up for?
5. If you were in a coma, who would be making healthcare decisions for you?
6. When you dance to a song do you dance more with your head or your hands?
7. What was the last strong scent you smelled?
8. What is something freeing that you've done recently?
9. Is there any movie you can quote word for word?
10. What's a pattern you like? (such as stripes, dots, plaid, etc.)
12. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one year of yours. Do you do it?
Chatbox
- Leave me a comment/suggestion or chat amongst yourselves
- Be nice in chat or i remove it
- Link your site! I want to visit
[05/06, 10:36 PM]
anna: extremely epic
[05/03, 9:13 PM]
Niels: today i rode my bike with no handlebars!! can't tie me down with things like handlebars
[05/03, 3:12 AM]
anna: can u do question 8
[04/27, 5:23 PM]
Niels: omg thank u Daniel <3
[04/27, 5:06 PM]
debeydable: Re smth i said here in march, idk if we have similar energy but your website is pretty sick
[04/27, 5:05 PM]
debeydable: yo i'm back
[04/25, 12:19 AM]
Niels: I don't think I hide too many things about my personality. but one thing is I often hide when I'm upset with someone and especially hide when I'm upset at situations I feel like I can't change
[04/25, 12:16 AM]
Niels: hm I was thinking about this for a while cuz I actually didn't know the answer
[04/14, 9:56 PM]
Radnonymous: Oh that one was already answers, what about 10?
10: What's something you hide about your personality?
[04/14, 9:55 PM]
Radnonymous: 15. Has the last person you kissed seen you cry?
[04/13, 1:07 AM]
Niels: I super think I'm not smart enough for school most days T^T
[04/13, 12:47 AM]
shire_monkey: 11. What’s one of your insecurities?
11. One of your insecurities?
[04/13, 12:30 AM]
Niels: 15: nope
[04/12, 9:37 PM]
vinchenzo: 15
15. Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
[04/02, 11:13 AM]
discos: major league soccer teams hold a tournament against the mexican league (liga mx) every year. kinda sick
[04/01, 11:17 PM]
Niels: BULLETIN: destruction > death in 'puter poll. the people have spoken.
[04/01, 1:24 PM]
Niels: I think they should have a series every year where it's a Mexican League team vs an MLB team.
[03/31, 9:55 PM]
Niels: I wish I knew more about it, but I just picked my favorite team: Rieleros de Aguascalientes naturally!
[03/30, 2:35 AM]
Luisa: What do you think of Mexican baseball?
[03/27, 9:15 PM]
Niels: I'm on a trip rn and I brought "Subway" by john morris. it's about the history of NYC subway. is anyone surprised?
[03/27, 8:28 PM]
vinceputer.stones : 4!
4. What book are you reading at the moment?
[03/25, 11:16 PM]
Niels: Hi Baxter, I'm a pentel twist erase stan. BUT I did use a papermate clear point for a while in school and I'm definitely a fan. Also massive shout out to BIC mechanical pencils; I like their xtra sparkle the most. I agree with you that 0.7 is the best pencil lead. I'd love to try an 0.6 but those are exceedingly rare :(
[03/25, 10:19 PM]
Baxter: I just need to confirm if you also feel that the most superior mechanical pencil is the papermate clear point. I don’t shame if you’re a .5mm graphite, but personally I go for .7, and I think .9 is for wimps
[03/23, 1:12 AM]
Niels: Harold from Harold and Maude. I just know he gets me like nobody else
[03/23, 12:19 AM]
Addieeeee: #18 !
18. Which fictional character would you most like to have lunch with and why?
[03/22, 11:49 PM]
Niels: @mr. met sorry this is super late, but this picture was from like my fav trail ever (Rochester, NY). I still think about my run there to this day
[03/19, 9:36 PM]
Niels: @debeydable and do you agree?
[03/19, 9:14 PM]
debeydable: im daniel im a freshman on ocxc ellis says i have similar energy to u
[03/15, 8:52 PM]
Niels: you are so correct I will do this
[03/15, 8:18 PM]
discos: what would complete the look of the site is if there was a page that was under contruction and it had yellow striped tape and stick figures with jackhammers shit like that
[03/15, 12:49 AM]
Niels: take the poll cowards
[03/11, 11:42 PM]
Niels: honey mustard 9 times outta 10
[03/11, 11:03 PM]
vinceputer.stones: 2 plz
2: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
[03/09, 11:33 AM]
Niels: that's not how you leave a donation guys. pls contact niels@nielsputer.rocks for donations
[03/09, 11:33 AM]
eliane.vandervort@clientcaf.info: quantifying
[03/09, 11:33 AM]
eliane.vandervort@clientcaf.info: quantifying
[03/09, 11:33 AM]
audie97: quantifying
[03/09, 11:33 AM]
audie97: quantifying
[03/09, 11:33 AM]
eliane.vandervort@clientcaf.info: quantifying
[03/09, 11:31 AM]
axel.marchal91@clientcaf.info: Gourde US Dollar
[03/09, 11:31 AM]
axel.marchal91@clientcaf.info: Gourde US Dollar
[03/09, 11:31 AM]
clément.leroux: Gourde US Dollar
[03/09, 11:30 AM]
clément.leroux: Gourde US Dollar
[03/09, 11:30 AM]
axel.marchal91@clientcaf.info: Gourde US Dollar
[03/06, 10:38 AM]
mr. met: Thanks Niels that means a lot to me
[03/05, 10:29 AM]
Niels: Let it be known, mr. met, that I have not forgotten about you but im waiting for the right thing to come to me
[03/03, 7:51 AM]
mr. met: 16?
16. Post a photo/draw a picture/write a poem (pick one) of a moment of personal significance.
[03/01, 12:26 AM]
Niels: you guys should listen to the new Rebecca Black and LMK what you think
[02/26, 11:54 PM]
Niels: professional baseball player
[02/26, 11:23 PM]
Pen: Yooooo can u answer 8?
8. Do you know what you want to be when you grow up?
[02/26, 12:22 AM]
Niels: idk who you are chonky, but i guess I respect your anonymity. 19: omg it's so hard to lock eyes when im telling someone how i feel T-T i get so nervous
[02/25, 10:16 PM]
Chonky: Very cool personality site, can you answer number 19?
19. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
[02/25, 3:27 PM]
Niels: #5: I had this bike crash where i got knocked unconscious and put in an ambulance. one of my friends happened to be in the area and saw them putting me in an ambulance. They demanded to ride in the ambulance with me but the ambulance people wouldnt let them so they chased down the ambulance to the hospital two towns over and were there before i even woke up.
[02/25, 3:23 PM]
Niels: @Chris I sometimes play league. but not TFT
[02/25, 2:50 PM]
Chris: do you play league or TFT
[02/25, 1:43 PM]
oddrey: haiiii niels B) you should answer #5!!
5: What's the sweetest thing anyone's ever done for you?
[02/25, 12:49 PM]
joeviel: love the song of the week
[02/20, 9:23 AM]
Niels: I used to not believe in love at first sight because that's stupid af right? But then it sorta happened to me so I'm like maybe it's real. I think you got a at least meet them briefly tho, not just see them.
[02/20, 1:13 AM]
Radnonymous: Nine, Niels! Nine!
9. Do you believe in love at first sight?
[02/19, 1:42 PM]
Niels: guys, that cant be the last thing in the chat. do you think when it snows in february its actually hearts?
[02/17, 12:39 AM]
Niels: 17: (content warning i guess?) Gatorade. I once had a colonoscopy and had to drink laxatives with white cherry gatorade it was terrible. I didnt drink gatorade for years afterwards. I've been slowly coming around to gatorade again tho. The light blue one is the best.
[02/17, 12:19 AM]
Niels: @Cepheid malai kofta for mee
[02/17, 12:00 AM]
Niels: ok it's back now lol
[02/16, 11:39 PM]
Niels: @discos (I know the s stands for student) I had a bit of a woopsie and mightve deleted the chat log
[02/16, 10:35 PM]
discos: niels many of the old comments have been lost or are not displaying. As such Jude and I do not know the last time you cried
[02/16, 7:25 PM]
yuh: yuh
[02/16, 7:21 PM]
Cepheid: Saag or malai kofta?
[02/16, 6:04 PM]
A: A
[02/16, 10:44 AM]
your favorite roommate whose name starts with a J: Gimme 17
17. What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What's the story behind that?
[02/14, 8:09 PM]
Niels: today riding the silver line back from the airport. this is the second time I've cried on the silver line from the airport
[02/14, 9:52 AM]
judenotmysterious : question 14
14. Last time you cried?
[02/09, 5:01 PM]
Niels: I put my head on one pillow, I hold a pillow pet while I sleep and I have a second pillow on my bed that I use while reading before I go to bed. So like 2 on average
[02/09, 4:34 PM]
discos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haVaaDLwWvI
[02/09, 4:34 PM]
discos: get ready for a rollicking good song, to be posted presently
[02/09, 4:28 PM]
discos: HOW MANY PILLOWS DO YOU SLEEP WITH
13. How many pillows do you sleep with?
[02/07, 11:33 PM]
Niels: guys, im a bit worried about the whole fascist takeover tbh. we gotta fight back this from this shit together. sidenote: but even though I self host the server, if the country goes to shit, im not convinced the internet will work anymore, so self hosting doesnt even help you there :/ I guess I have slightly more wiggle room with censorship tho. if nielsputer needs to become an anti-fascist organizing page we can make this happen /endrant
[02/07, 7:40 PM]
Niels: I've been waiting for someone to ask me that one :))
[02/07, 7:39 PM]
Niels: yes. one time I even had pierogi pizza!
[02/07, 6:38 PM]
mairesplanet: #1... answer truthfully....
1: Ever eat a pierogi?
[02/07, 3:47 PM]
candelita: @Niels You don't have to throw the good things away - todo lo bueno dejalo en tu corazon
[02/06, 11:11 PM]
Niels: so true @candelita. but ill add in that it's hard to throw the good things away </3
[02/06, 10:56 PM]
candelita: @Niels as I say, you can always say, you can always "todo lo malo echalo p'alla"
[02/06, 10:24 PM]
Niels: Honestly, this is a really tough one. I go back and forth so much. I mean the saying always goes 'it's better to have loved and lost than never loved at all.' I asked jeremy this and they said they agree with this for sure, but im not so quickly convinced.... Okay, it's been a few minutes now and I think I've come around and i would choose true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, bcuz then at least i feel something </3 T-T
[02/06, 9:10 PM]
candelita: #3
3. Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all?
[02/02, 8:53 PM]
Niels: haha yeeeaah boiiii!!
[02/02, 6:11 PM]
Jkant: Bro on the Miku grind lfg!!
[01/21, 12:57 PM]
Niels: @ellie, yes I believe in marriage but I think people should get married to their platonic friends more often than they do. For the record I also believe in divorce.
[01/20, 4:04 PM]
ellie@moneysquad.org: 6?
6. Do you believe in marriage?
[01/14, 8:30 PM]
Niels: yooo what's up jojo!
[01/13, 2:25 PM]
jojo: hi niels!!
[12/28, 3:47 PM]
Niels: 7: yes but cheek kiss >>
[12/28, 3:44 PM]
vinsmoos: 7
7. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
[12/27, 6:00 PM]
Niels: 20: I'll always think what if I chose to go to a different graduate school and lived in a totally different place and had totally different friends there etc. I guess we'll never know!
[12/27, 1:44 PM]
Jkant: Omg mr niels number 20!!
20. What is something you always think "what if" about?
[12/25, 12:45 AM]
Niels: what the frick moneysquad what is going on here?? who are you and what do you want!!?
[12/24, 11:21 PM]
brent71@moneysquad.org: Berkshire
[12/24, 11:20 PM]
brent71@moneysquad.org: Berkshire
[12/24, 11:20 PM]
ruben32: Berkshire
[12/24, 11:20 PM]
ruben32: Berkshire
[12/24, 11:20 PM]
brent71@moneysquad.org: Berkshire
[12/24, 11:19 PM]
adrienne57@moneysquad.org: Mountain
[12/24, 11:19 PM]
adrienne57@moneysquad.org: Mountain
[12/24, 11:19 PM]
jayce67: Mountain
[12/24, 11:19 PM]
jayce67: Mountain
[12/24, 11:19 PM]
adrienne57@moneysquad.org: Mountain
[12/24, 11:18 PM]
julian.wit27@moneysquad.org: transmitter
[12/24, 11:18 PM]
julian.wit27@moneysquad.org: transmitter
[12/24, 11:18 PM]
isa7: transmitter
[12/24, 11:18 PM]
isa7: transmitter
[12/24, 11:18 PM]
julian.wit27@moneysquad.org: transmitter
[12/08, 11:26 PM]
Niels: omg!! check the Mets news tab!!!
[12/04, 9:14 AM]
Niels: @Joey haha I was wondering if it did but I guess the stack overflow code I copied wont let you >:)
[12/04, 12:47 AM]
Joey: Does it have <b>xss</b>?
[12/04, 12:47 AM]
Joey: Site is cool; I like the web
[12/03, 9:27 PM]
Niels: happy winter! i might add snow to the website if i can figure it out 👀🌨️
[11/29, 12:04 PM]
Niels: hey ellie, it's pretty good thanks for checkin in. Yesterday was real gloomy so I had a blast! Today i'm going to either try to avoid the black friday craziness or go full black friday crazy
[11/28, 10:46 PM]
ellie: Hi niels how’s the big apple
[11/25, 11:55 PM]
Niels: what pencil should i review next, chat?
[11/15, 8:21 PM]
candelita: @ellie sí
[11/14, 11:24 PM]
Niels: hi Ellie's mom!
[11/14, 11:17 PM]
Walter: Cooking macking cheese in the michael wave 👍
[11/14, 11:11 PM]
Niels: I also like fire trucks and monster trucks
[11/14, 11:08 PM]
vince: vinceputer.stones
[11/14, 11:07 PM]
Ellie’s mom: Is that like N e a l s???
[11/14, 11:06 PM]
Walter : Walter
[11/14, 10:28 PM]
: Helllo
[11/14, 7:59 PM]
ellie: wait I meant @candelita eres tú la candelita real
[11/14, 7:57 PM]
ellie: @candelita are you the real candelita
[11/14, 7:14 PM]
neals : Hey guys it’s me. neals
[11/14, 2:55 PM]
Big Papi: Theeeeeeeeeee Jankees lose!!!
[11/12, 2:07 PM]
Niels: OMG! It's the real Candelita!! he signed my site :O
[11/11, 8:59 PM]
candelita: todo lo malo echalo p'alla
[11/11, 7:46 PM]
candelita: OMG
[11/11, 5:14 PM]
Niels: Hi!! I couldn't make it to the 'puter right now. please leave a message after the tone and I (and everyone else) will see it here :)
To do list
- host gemini capsule
- gossip girl submissions/postings?
- link to secret art page & fix new file perms
- BART train log
- add page that will be under construction
- write question answers after their statement